This is a blog stand-off. I will not be blogging pictures of my new hardwood floors until :
1. Sherry posts a picture of her Cucumber/Dandilion ( or whatever it is) tree.
2. Charlie posts a picture of his new Toy- yoda.
3. Julie gets closer to the camera than 20 feet so I can see what $7000 worth of dental work looks like.
4. Ginger brings me the head of a republican.

By the way, did you all know that you can leave a turkey in the crisper drawer of my fridge for about... six months before the rotting gases cause the plastic to split and suddenly fill the house with a smell that burn off your eyebrows?
I didn't get a Christmas bonus, but I did get a turkey that I promptly turned into a science project. Oops!

Note to self:
Write a note to self next time you are going to defrost something in the crisper, just so you don't forget about it for, oh , lets say, six months!!!